George, a 140 pound lobster, captured off the coast of Newfoundland found his way to a Boston restaurant where after 10 days of unjust imprisonment he was discovered by those twits at PETA and rescued. PETA be damned. I might have had a momment of remorse as he dropped into the pot but I'd have gotten over it. He wouldn't have. George would have been one boiled, buttered, and digested crustacean.
Then I saw that PETA has a new campaign. Fish aren't fish anymore. They're "Sea Kittens". Heh! Sea Kittens. I woulda had another suggestion for them had they asked. How bout we call 'em "lunch". Besides fish are ugly damn things. They look much better battered and fried.
Tam hit the nail on the head.
It is a fish. Omnivores will eat anything they can run down, outwit, or beat wrestling, two falls out of three. Fish fall into that category. Case closed. Yum.
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