Damn. Now I need a new keyboard.

The Cajun deals with the Scrabble approach to naming your child [get a handful of letters, toss 'em on the board, there you go] regularly. Now here's Kevin's contribution. Put the cup down before reading.

I can beat that. A while back, my sister the school teacher told me about one student in her school that had everyone shaking their heads. Her name is spelled "Le-A."

How do you pronounce that? Lee-ah?

No.

Lay-ah?

No.

Her mother was furious that her name was such a struggle. "It's pronounced LEDASHA! The DASH AIN'T SILENT!"