Mine's bigger!

A pregnant lady in Mobile Alabama woke to find an 18 year old male in her house to steal. He fled and she caught him in the street and held him until the police arrived. .

In the street, Fairley confronted the 18 year old. "He pulled a gun on me, and I told him, 'You know, you need to put that away before I shoot you because mine's bigger,' and he put it back in his pocket."

It worked out well. No one was hurt, but under the same circumstances I'm pretty sure my wife would have popped him.
H/T to Uncle.