It's Socialist and Socialist Lite...

...or frick and frack, but regardless, the difference between an establishment Republican and a Democrat is now too little to matter.

The GOP is not, in any meaningful sense, a conservative, first-principles, Constitutionalist party — and unless it’s subsumed by the Tea Party, it never will be. Rather, it’s content to be the lesser half of the Permanent Bipartisan Fusion Party as long as it can collect some of the pork scraps from underneath the table of the Permanent Bipartisan Fusion Government. No wonder they keep losing — they like it. - Michael Walsh

The clear difference is the Democrats didn't stab me in the back.

UPDATE: Image Added. Image source: Theo Spark