Now That's Funny

Rules are for Little People

Bloomberg Staffers Claim Campaign ‘Was a Grift,’ Admit to Canvassing for Other Campaigns

So, his campaign was just a work around to avoid campaign finance laws so as to push Democrats and his agenda. This has been claimed almost since he inserted himself as a candidate. He just buying elections.

Good Riddance

Bloomberg drops out of presidential race, endorses Biden

And it would have worked too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids. pic.twitter.com/ZSWQBT7uZD

— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) March 4, 2020

He's not really out of the race. He's just no longer running for President. He still buying Democrats and center/left Republicans. Yes, they do still exist. Look no further than New York's Peter King and State Republicans down in Florida. If you support gun control you ain't a conservative. You're a RINO. Just saying...

Of Course He Does

WATCH: Bloomberg Tries to Defend Using Armed Guards While Pushing Gun Control

It's because he's special ya know, and we're just dumb asses down on the farm.

Yes He Did...

...and he'll buy the Presidency if we let him.

Bloomberg: “Let’s just go on the record. They talk about 40 Democrats, 21 of those were people that I spent $100 million to help elect. All of the new Democrats that came in, put Pelosi in charge, and gave the Congress the ability to control this president, I bought – I got them” pic.twitter.com/KlC2lJIpRX

— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) February 26, 2020

Not a Libertarian...

...or even libertarian. You can't be if you support someone who constantly demonstrates he thinks he knows better than you and spends his money to force you to live the way he thinks best. Disappointing, this is.

Libertarian Clint Eastwood endorses anti-gun-stop-and-frisk-sugar-cop Mike Bloomberg

Just Saying...

Has He Ever Actually Won an Election He Didn't Buy?

Mike Bloomberg is paying online influencers to post memes for his 2020 campaign

Sebastian hits the nail on the head with this one. Bloomberg has to pay people to pretend to like him. It's pathetic and oh so sad. It's enough to almost make you fill sorry for the man. Almost.

Now That's Funny...

...and oh so true. Bloomberg doesn't win elections.

He buys them.

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