What could possibly go wrong?

Proposal Bans Snacking, Smoking Behind the Wheel

Hey! Ya know what's a distraction is cars? Passengers. Having a conversation. That's a distraction. Maybe New Jersey should ban passengers. FMTT. The nanny state rules, and no, I've little hope wiser heads will rule the day. It's fucking New Jersey. Have you read their gun laws?

And if that's not bad enough...

The bill advanced by a 12-0 vote Monday in the Assembly's transportation committee. It does not spell out which activities would and would not be considered distracted driving, instead leaving that determination up to police.

What could possibly go wrong?