If you are on probation...

...for assault on a female [which most assuredly includes no contact order with the victim clause] and on the wrong side of a domestic violence protective order involving the same girl, maybe you shouldn't get back together with your ex-girlfriend who is said victim 'cause at this point you're going back to jail whether she wants you to or not. All it's gonna take is a call from the mama...

...and you won't be trying to date my middle daughter anymore. So there.