Buy a Gun Day...

...became buy a car day. The piece of shit Chrysler Grand Voyager minivan I inherited from my wife finally went tits up today. Catastrophic loss of oil and BAM!. So, Monday I've gotta buy a car. I've got a line on a used 1997 Chevy Cavalier. The engine has been rebuilt and has less than 100 miles on it. The transmission is sound with no residue in the pan. It's mechanically sound. Needs front tires. The mechanic I'm buying it from guarantees his work for a year. I can lift the hood and get to both sides of the engine without having to remove multiple parts. I'd of rather bought the gun but hey...

Anybody in the market for a piece of shit Chrysler Grand Voyager minivan with a fracked up engine?