Something going bump in the night

Last night I went out to the van to get something. The van was parked outside the garage. As I open the van door I hear something moving inside the garage. We've had thefts so my hand goes to my P229 as I flip on the van's headlights. Nothing under the garage. The large plastic trashcan just outside the garage shivers then the lid lifts and a grey furry bandit drops out. He stares at me then ambles off. Fracking vermin raccoon. Time for the 10/22 and a little bacon grease.