...and because it's funny.

The Clinton Foundation has issued a brief statement: No Refunds. #election2016 #WheresHillary

— Chris Hagen (@chrishagentb) November 9, 2016

Call for secession in US Massachusetts province hampered by lack of arms and military training, over-abundance of critical theory professors

— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) November 9, 2016