I can and do...

"It's absolutely crazy it would rise to this level over somebody just texting in a movie theater," Charles Cummings, a Vietnam veteran who was watching the movie at the time of the shooting, told MyFoxTampaBay.com. "I can't believe people would bring a gun to a movie."

...because some crazy dude might try to shoot me over a cell phone text.

Retired cop arrested in fatal Florida theater shooting

H/T to Uncle