I guess they picked the wrong neighborhood.

Two evil gits kicked in the front door of a house in Elm City and ransacked the house. Then they found the homeowner hiding in a closet with her cell phone and pistol. She opened fire with her pistol hitting one in the chest. They both fled across the street to a neighboring house whose owner met them with a revolver. That left the nearby woods, and that's where the deputies found them. One is in jail. The other is in the local hospital and will in time join his friend.