Quote of the day.

A husband in Reidsville North Carolina shot his wife in the back with a black powder pistol. The projectile was a wad of toilet paper. The wad was expelled with enough force to injure the wife. He ended up charged with assault with a deadly weapon as he should have been. As stupid as his actions were the money quote in the article is this gem.

It's unclear how the toilet paper was propelled from the firearm if there was no bullet.

That writer should get an award of some sort.

Seriously.