A Bullet in the Butt

In Texas, a homeowner heard someone try his door and went to look. He saw two evil gits taking his tools out of his truck. He grabbed his rifle, pushed his door open and told the evil gits to get gone. Instead of fleeing one of said gits moved toward the homeowner. That got his shot at. Both gits then left quickly. The homeowner hit his target at least once. The police later found one of them at a local hospital with a bullet in the ass.

H/T to Claire.