I'm Evil

I saw an internet meme that had a picture of a young Muslim girl and the text "If you offend a Muslim are they triggered or detonated." I called it to my wife's attention and got a sermon on how not all Muslims are terrorists. My response was that I never said they were. At most, I'm guilty of a very un-PC sense of humor.

Later that evening she texted me about the latest terror attack in [formerly] Great Britain.

My response?

Detonated.

Let me end with the observation that there is a reason I haven't lived with her since 2003.