In Maryland, a five year old brought...

...a toy cap gun to school and found himself interrogated by Administrators for two hours, suspended for ten days, and frightened to a degree he wet himself. The ten days seems excessive. The two-hour interrogation without his parent's presence seems criminal, and no doubt the whole incident makes the school bureaucrats look like the incompetent fuckwits they are.

Tar. Feathers. Rope.