A story from down under

So this Drunk holding a can of "petrol" and a lighter runs toward a police officer. Officer feels threatened and lights him up with a Tazer. I mean the Officer literally lit him up with the Tazer. The police say it must have been his lighter. Maybe but I smell bullshit here and can guarantee you one thing. If the guy had any of the "petrol" on his person when the officer shot him with a Tazer it was the arc from the probes that lit him up.

In any event Tam summarizes it wonderfully.

Drunk + Cops + (no shirt/flip-flops) * nosy neighbors = Nothing good.